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quickfingers) wrote2017-10-21 05:38 pm
quickfingers) wrote2017-10-21 05:38 pm
MoM Exportation Will (Meme)
IN THE CASE OF SUDDEN EXPORTATION THE FOLLOWING WILL IS TO BE READ
Name: Peter Maximoff
Address: Nonah, Dad's place.
Are you Registered? [X]YES []NO
Do you own a home? []YES [X]NO
Upon Exportation, do you have a specified time frame you wish to wait before your will is executed? 2 weeks minimum.
Listed family/ next of kin: Father - Erik Lehnsherr, Sister - Wanda Maximoff.
Do you wish for any or all of your assets to be held for you should you potentially return? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, which assets: That really rad skateboard. Don't throw it away.
Do you wish for your remaining assets to be distributed? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, to whom:
Do you wish to leave any written farewells? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, attach each farewell below:
Name: Peter Maximoff
Address: Nonah, Dad's place.
Are you Registered? [X]YES []NO
Do you own a home? []YES [X]NO
Upon Exportation, do you have a specified time frame you wish to wait before your will is executed? 2 weeks minimum.
Listed family/ next of kin: Father - Erik Lehnsherr, Sister - Wanda Maximoff.
Do you wish for any or all of your assets to be held for you should you potentially return? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, which assets: That really rad skateboard. Don't throw it away.
Do you wish for your remaining assets to be distributed? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, to whom:
Jean Grey: All of my cassette tapes, vinyl and music of any format.
Do you wish to leave any written farewells? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, attach each farewell below:
2 weeks post-export
It's weird to write this out because I wanted to write something so you and the others aren't left high and dry if I jet outta this joint unexpectedly but it's not something I really thought I'd do since it's mega depressing and I'm literally in my room as I write this. I can hear music coming from your room and it's nice knowing you're nearby. I know where you are if I need to find you. I'm sorry that if you're reading this, the same can't be said about me.
I don't really have a lot of stuff but you're entitled to what you want out of it, I guess. And if you wanna hold on to any of it in case my jet lagged ass comes back out of that porter some day. (With memories, of course. If I fucked up one promise by disappearing I gotta keep the second - that I won't be forgetting anything.) I thought you'd like more music for your collection and I really don't like the idea of losing the mixed tapes you gave me - don't let anyone misplace them ok? No taping over anything with Cyndi Lauper, neither.
I stash my cash under my mattress btw, it's yours if nobody else's gotten to it first. It's kinda weird that I don't own a lot of stuff that anyone might want, talk about clutter eh? Maybe I'll edit this letter later and make some attempt to make my trash hoard a little more appealing. Who the eff wouldn't love a stop sign, though? That's classic! Don't let anyone throw that out either. Or put it back where I stole it from, they've already replaced it. No need to let Charles be a good Samaritan ok?
Anyway, I know you probably don't feel great right now and I'm really sorry I'm the fucking cause. (Yeah, kinda egotistical to assume this but y'know me. I figure? If not: disregard this paragraph and move on to the next.) But I know you, Jean Grey, and you're strong. You'll get through this. I'm not worth grieving over, just have a hot pocket in my honor and wait for me to make my late but fashionable return. It happened once, it's gotta happen again.
See you soon, somewhere and somehow.