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quickfingers) wrote2017-10-21 05:38 pm
quickfingers) wrote2017-10-21 05:38 pm
MoM Exportation Will (Meme)
IN THE CASE OF SUDDEN EXPORTATION THE FOLLOWING WILL IS TO BE READ
Name: Peter Maximoff
Address: Nonah, Dad's place.
Are you Registered? [X]YES []NO
Do you own a home? []YES [X]NO
Upon Exportation, do you have a specified time frame you wish to wait before your will is executed? 2 weeks minimum.
Listed family/ next of kin: Father - Erik Lehnsherr, Sister - Wanda Maximoff.
Do you wish for any or all of your assets to be held for you should you potentially return? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, which assets: That really rad skateboard. Don't throw it away.
Do you wish for your remaining assets to be distributed? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, to whom:
Do you wish to leave any written farewells? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, attach each farewell below:
Name: Peter Maximoff
Address: Nonah, Dad's place.
Are you Registered? [X]YES []NO
Do you own a home? []YES [X]NO
Upon Exportation, do you have a specified time frame you wish to wait before your will is executed? 2 weeks minimum.
Listed family/ next of kin: Father - Erik Lehnsherr, Sister - Wanda Maximoff.
Do you wish for any or all of your assets to be held for you should you potentially return? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, which assets: That really rad skateboard. Don't throw it away.
Do you wish for your remaining assets to be distributed? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, to whom:
Jean Grey: All of my cassette tapes, vinyl and music of any format.
Do you wish to leave any written farewells? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, attach each farewell below:
no subject
IT SEEMS that I may have unfortunately taken an unplanned trip thru the porter and disappeared from this plane of existence and I wanted to extend my own condolences for you and yours. I know this is a TREMENDOUS TRAGEDY and that it shakes you to your core and it's ok to cry, Chase. Let it out. You have my permission?? Also please deliver a 2 hour eulogy and sing of my glory for all to hear. (Smells Like Teen Spirit or anything Nirvana would fit your visual theme but Carry On Wayward Son works too?)
But in all seriousness, man - sorry I ducked out and ugh this is so gross to write when I'm still here. Past tense bullshit makes everything so dramatic. I already told Jean to beat the shit out of me when I return if I don't remember everything, but you're allowed to join in on that. I'd be more upset to know I'll forget something than to disappear. You guys are worth remembering and it was really cool chilling with you. You're seriously my undead little bro now, whether you like it or not.
ENOUGH SERIOUS SHIT GROCE
ps: erect a huge monument for me and scatter candy corn across it every day as a show of your mourning and loss. :'-)
PEACE BRO XOXO
LUV PETER