MoM Exportation Will (Meme)

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IN THE CASE OF SUDDEN EXPORTATION THE FOLLOWING WILL IS TO BE READ

Name: Peter Maximoff
Address: Nonah, Dad's place.
Are you Registered? [X]YES []NO
Do you own a home? []YES [X]NO
Upon Exportation, do you have a specified time frame you wish to wait before your will is executed? 2 weeks minimum.

Listed family/ next of kin: Father - Erik Lehnsherr, Sister - Wanda Maximoff.
Do you wish for any or all of your assets to be held for you should you potentially return? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, which assets: That really rad skateboard. Don't throw it away.
Do you wish for your remaining assets to be distributed? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, to whom:

Jean Grey: All of my cassette tapes, vinyl and music of any format.

Do you wish to leave any written farewells? [X]YES []NO
If Yes, attach each farewell below:

Comments

TO: ARCHIE

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SORRY THERE'S NO MORE FREE PIZZA IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE BRO BUT IF I COME BACK I'LL TRY TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU? IF IT SO HAPPENS THAT I COME BACK WITHOUT MEMORIES (AGAIN,) I HOPE WE CAN STILL SOMEHOW HAVE A TRUE BROSHIP STILL. BUT I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T WANNA BLOW ANOTHER CRISP $100 TIP.

YOU AND YOUR COOL PKMN WERE BADASS, TIL NEXT TIME BRO
- YOUR BRO PETER